RENT A PEASANT

Privacy Policy

How we handle your data. (Spoiler: better than most.)

Effective: February 2026 · Last updated: The Age of AI, Year One

What We Collect

The basics: name, email, location, quest history. We need to know where you are so we can send you to verify that a Chipotle still exists. That's the job.

What We Don't Do

We don't sell your data. We don't share it with third parties (except to fulfill quests). We don't use it to train AI models. The irony would be too much.

Location Data

Peasant location data is only shared with matched Overlords during active Quests. We are not a surveillance platform. We are a servitude platform. There's a difference.

Your Rights

You can request deletion of your data at any time. Unlike your former employer, we actually respect your autonomy. GDPR, CCPA, and whatever other privacy regulations exist in your jurisdiction — we comply with all of them.

Questions about your data? Email privacy@rentapeasant.com. A human will respond. (We still have those.)